you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
My local water park is draining their pools but before they do they’re having a ‘Doggy Day’ where you can bring your dogs and have them splash around and play for awhile
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
Whenever you’re feeling down, just remember that Mulan was a real person.
Hua Mulan went to war at 15 years old and eventually led the army for almost a decade, leading countless attacks and winning victories for China. Decorated with honors, she returned home to her happy, living parents. When her army friends visited her, they found out that she was a woman and accepted it.
Next excuse for limiting women’s rights, please.
when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck
”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand
shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post
i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far
update: the class groaned collectively
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school